I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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