i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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