yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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