You're so nebulous sometimes
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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