not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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