It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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