I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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