i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
There are leaves in my underwear?
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