...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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