Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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