How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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