Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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