You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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