But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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