You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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