She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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