I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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