dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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