i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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