Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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