Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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