Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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