Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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