The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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