I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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