I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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