I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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