hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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