i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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