I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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