Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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