Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I can't trust your balls anymore.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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