thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize