I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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