I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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