: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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