ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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