1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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