is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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