Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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