Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
