Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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