Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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