Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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