Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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