? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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