I bet he comes in French.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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In America we eat man semen.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
soo... how was my night?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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