Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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