Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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