I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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