I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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