There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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