new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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