i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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