There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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